Money and Suffering

by Author Unknown

Money,

It can buy a house, but not a home
It can buy a clock, but not time
It can buy you a position, but not respect
It can buy you a bed, but not sleep

It can buy you a book, but not knowledge
It can buy you medicine, but not health
It can buy you blood, but not life
So, you see, money isn’t everything

And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend, I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!

So send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!

Cash only, please!